1. hisporcupine:

    I have 2 moods. 

    1. I’m too high for this shit.

    2. I’m not high enough for this shit.

    (via rx-rated)



  3. dapenguinninja:



    The Simpsons was dropping real knowledge

    (Source: monodoh, via fingersareoptional)


  4. youuforiaaa:


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  5. draumstafir:


    i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel

    just girly things

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  6. padalecki-party:



    this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

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  7. surfandwrite:











    So I was laying down in bed with an excruciating headache when my boyfriend offered to make me a sandwich and I was like yeah sure please and then for some reason he got distracted and started to talk about something else and my head was pounding so I said “Cool story, babe. Now go make me a sandwich.” and he just literally looked at me with his mouth open before he finally said “You win this time” and went out to the kitchen

    At long last after years of hearing this annoying joke coming from men’s mouths and overpriced shirts I get to say it to a guy.

    Here’s a photo of the lil bitch where he belongs.

    He is going to kill me when he sees this already has like 40 freaking notes

    let’s make this go viral

    *whispers* what have I done….

    I showed him the notes and he said “oh god i’m gonna be a meme.”

    Your boyfriend reminds me of my husband. We’ve been together for 9 1/2 years, married for 7.

    You keep him. You keep him and you never let him go.

    Apparently my boyfriend is the love child of Anton Chekhov and Harry Styles

    The people have spoken

    My hand slipped.


    The Nice-Guy-McSandwhich-Meme, use it, please:

    Here’s your meme

    Oh my god I love you guys so much

    (via lookingforthehorizon)


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  9. Robin Williams didn’t die from suicide. I only just heard the sad, sad news of Robin Williams’s death. My wife sent me a message to tell me he had died, and, when I asked her what he died from, she told me something that nobody in the news seems to be talking about.

    When people die from cancer, their cause of death can be various horrible things – seizure, stroke, pneumonia – and when someone dies after battling cancer, and people ask “How did they die?”, you never hear anyone say “pulmonary embolism”, the answer is always “cancer”. A Pulmonary Embolism can be the final cause of death with some cancers, but when a friend of mine died from cancer, he died from cancer. That was it. And when I asked my wife what Robin Williams died from, she, very wisely, replied “Depression”.

    The word “suicide” gives many people the impression that “it was his own decision,” or “he chose to die, whereas most people with cancer fight to live.” And, because Depression is still such a misunderstood condition, you can hardly blame people for not really understanding. Just a quick search on Twitter will show how many people have little sympathy for those who commit suicide…

    But, just as a Pulmonary Embolism is a fatal symptom of cancer, suicide is a fatal symptom of Depression. Depression is an illness, not a choice of lifestyle. You can’t just “cheer up” with depression, just as you can’t choose not to have cancer. When someone commits suicide as a result of Depression, they die from Depression – an illness that kills millions each year. It is hard to know exactly how many people actually die from Depression each year because the figures and statistics only seem to show how many people die from “suicide” each year (and you don’t necessarily have to suffer Depression to commit suicide, it’s usually just implied). But considering that one person commits suicide every 14 minutes in the US alone, we clearly need to do more to battle this illness, and the stigmas that continue to surround it. Perhaps Depression might lose some its “it was his own fault” stigma, if we start focussing on the illness, rather than the symptom. Robin Williams didn’t die from suicide. He died from Depression*. It wasn’t his choice to suffer that.


    Tom Clempsom


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  10. rubdown:

    One Direction, 08/17, Detroit

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